Titus Andronicus: “Well That Escalated Quickly”
Romeo and Juliet: “Shut Up, You’re Like 12”
Julius Caesar: “I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now”
Hamlet: “[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]”
Othello: “Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be.”
King Lear: “Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks”
Macbeth: “Did It For the Vine”
Antony and Cleopatra: “Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow.”"
r-gue said: So the Hermes birkin in a dark new neutral in a nice fjord leather could work but it doesn't have straps and they're hard to come by so I would try a Givenchy pandora in medium in a navy or dark olive green wrinkled leather go google that shit
Wow you really do know what your talking about. Hello stylist your hired.
But is it really bigger on the inside? Does it come with Ron’s old pants?
I feel like cyclops got shafted in X2 because almost all of the struggles they have to get through in the movie could have been avoided by Scott’s eyes.
Army attacking the X-Mansion? Giant eye laser blast, done.
cops cornering everyone outside the drake house? eye lasers, done.
missiles chasing x-jet? pew pew shot down by laserbeam face, done
lady deathstrike fight? pew pew through a wall, done
need to destroy fake cerebro? pew pew.
all of wolverines super awesome fight scenes? laser eyes.
idk why but I find the way Patrick Stewart says “Just, don’t move” in X-men 2 very errotic
#scott and logan sitting in a tree
#f i g h t i n g
#first comes love
#then comes marriage
#then comes a disagreement on how to deal with mutant rights and political ideals in an increasingly complex world
#Then jean grey dies again
the fact that wolverine wouldn’t get his freak on with mystique bothers me more than it should.
I guess he was just to embarrassed to ask her to turn into cyclops
Sometimes i’m pissed off I don’t have god-like mutant superpowers,
and sometimes i’m just really pleased with myself for the ability to grow a beard
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I have so many midterms and work and readings and stress I feel so beaten and I’m just lying here saying
it creeps me out that there are a couple porn blogs following me. like seriously. why.
what could I have possibly posted to attract the attention of porno blogs?
pros of long fics: well thought out, character development, builds relationships
cons of long fics: impending sense that something is going to go wrong at any moment
They’re together and happy, but there’s still ten chapters left.
being the person to create this pain can bring great joy